You see, there's nothing to do anymore.

Everything decent's been done.

All the great themes have been used up. Turned into theme parks.

So I don't really find it exactly cheerful to be living in the middle of a totally like exhausted decade where there's nothing to look forward to and no one to look up to.

'Pump Up the Volume'

Like most things in my life I've decided to start this at completely the wrong time. I need sleep, I have work in six hours but right now is absolutely the correct time to start my blog.

I'm going to stay anonymous through this, purely a personal choice, nothing sinister. People who really want to figure out who I am will do. I'm hoping that everyone thinks that they have too much of a life to bother.

Basic details about me. I'm male, mid thrities, married (I'll refer to her as wife) and have three children (kid1, kid2 & kid3).

With very few exceptions I don't like people. Bill Hicks said it best, "We're a virus with shoes". It seemed an appropriate choice to paraphrase for a title for the blog.

There's a lot wrong with the world at the moment and people are responsible for it. Each posting I make will deal with whatever is annoying me the most at that time. I'm hoping that David & Victoria Beckham don't make up 9 out of every 10 posts.

If anyone has a counterpoint to anything I say, please remember that this is not a discussion. This is my blog and I'm right. Although I'll happily read your comments and tell you to fuck off.

So that's me, my introduction. Like everything that will appear here you can take it or leave it.